You Make Me Happy In My Pants

Fic - This Is Hardcore - Jack/Ianto

2008-07-08T21:23:17Z

Title: This Is Hardcore
Author: jemzamia
Pairing/character: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: After Gwen's wedding, Jack and Ianto dance again.
Kink: dancing, seduction.
Notes/Warnings: Entered for rounds_of_kink
Beta: cs_whitewolf

You fancy another dance?

Fanfic - Self Control - Torchwood- Jack/Ianto

2008-07-02T22:56:08Z

Title: Self Control
Author: jemzamia
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating:15
Summary: Everyone has to get in Tosh's car. Jack suggests Ianto sits on his lap. Jack had ideas of his own but it put down and then eventually beaten by Ianto at his own game.
Kink: Accidental stimulation;(proximity + friction, involuntary arousal, situations of adrenaline and reflexes)
Notes: Entered for rounds_of_kink
Beta: sasha_lilyrat and joulez217

You just can't control yourself can you?

Can I Work At Runawaybox Please?!

2008-06-16T22:45:50Z

The beret! &hearts;
I.T vs S.A.L.E.S! XD
Cowering under desk LOL
Using a CD-Rom to look around corners! XD GO ANDREW!
ROFL Polystyrene guts
Woody is too good at this!
ROBOT SQUAD FTW
Woah that polystyrene explosion was spot on
WOODY! ANDREW! NOOO!
Poor Harold having to clean everything up. No wonder he's such a bitch in the Elevator

They seriously get paid to do this :) I WANT THEIR JOB!

Doctor Who S4 - The Unicorn & The Wasp

2008-05-30T16:23:43Z

The Doctor has mad nose skillz XD
"Or maybe that big vintage car coming up the drive gave it away" Donna FTW XD
Professor Peach! Are you kidding me?
I want the Reverend's hat!
"Never mind Planet Zog!" I love Donna and her bluntness
Lead piping?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Doctor wants cocktails! XD
"Flapper or Slapper?" I love this moment. Donna & Doctor BFF's
Lady Eddison is pretty
Bless the Doctor thought it was a real unicorn
Roger is yummy!
"My you're a super lady!" DONNA PRAISE :D
Roger/Davenport CANON I SWEAR! *dead*
Ooh get Donna and her social politics
Lady Redman is pretty! :D
"These young boys deserve a decent thrashing" "Couldn't agree more sir" SO CANON! AND KINKY! XD
Haha Donna sees the Roger/Davenport
"Or Timelords." BWAHAHAHA!
Agatha Christie!!! XD
"The thrill is in the chase. Never in the capture." Wise words Agatha
Donna sees the batshit insane Cluedo. YAY IT'S NOT JUST ME
"The plucky young girl who helps me out" ROFL
Unquiet Dead reference! XD
"There's no Noddy." Aww :( Gutted
More Roger/Davenport! :D Hand holding!
God Lady Redman's hot. Purse gun FTW
ROFL! He was looking at 1920's porn
CAN CAN GIRLS! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lady Eddison has such a nice voice :)
BLINK ARROWS! :D "Had been kidnapped by an insane computer." I LOVE MY CRAZY FANDOM
"Scotland Yard. Pip pip." Bless Donna
JESUS THAT'S A BIG WASP
"Completely potty!" I LOVE THAT WORD
When you see a statue moving to fall on you YOU DON;T STAND STILL AND LET IT HIT YOU!
LOL everyone jumps out!
The Lady Redman swaggering out the door *dead*
YOU SEE DAVENPORT POKING OUT OF ROGER'S ROOM! OTP!
"That's just cheating." Blessum
"There hasn't been any children in this house for years. Highly unlikely there ever will be." ROFL Roger and Davenport's sex eyes. And Roger's parents know about them YAY!
Awww Donna trying to cheer up Agatha. She really is a sweetie. I think she may be my favourite companion.
"Something's inhibiting my enzymes." COZ WE'VE ALL HAD THAT HAPPEN TO US!
Poisoned Doctor is so fucking funny
Ginger Beer, protein, something salty, and a shock. Never would guess that cured cyenide.
HAND GESTURES AND CHARADES FTW!
Donna/Doctor kiss for the shock. GENIUS!
Wet haired and winking at you, Agatha you're VERY lucky
Piperinne. I loved how he says that
Doctor with a sword YAY
"Roger." Aww I wanted to cuddle Davenport so much! Roger's death was crap! Face down in the soup! I AM NOT PLEASED!
Donna shipped Roger/Davenport. She's gutted for poor Davenport :(
Lady Redman is the Unicorn! AND COMMON! Wow I love her more!
The husband can walk! LOL
"I'm British I carry on." LOL
WTF! This episode makes Wasp!Preg canon! SURELY MPREG MUST BE CANON NOW!
"Just like a man. Flashes his family jewels and you end up with a bun in the oven." CAN I PLEASE HAVE LADY REDMAN!?
LOL moving finger pointing
Donna keeps getting it wrong XD
"Thieves in the night." BUT IT LOOKS LIKE DAY!
"Your child has come home." This is Myra and Niall off Hollyoaks!
No comment on the zzz'ing
Go go Agatha ~~ranger~~
Low speed car chase!
Bye bye Wasp
Agatha has weird but beautiful eyes
LOL Doctor has an archive!
Bwhahaha the Carionites ball
Year 5 billion! AGATHA CHRISTIE FTW!

I ship Roger/Davenport like mad now

LOL Exams

2008-05-25T22:11:46Z

Just like Hall Cross really :D

Fic - Sort Of

2008-05-22T20:03:08Z

Title: Sort Of
Author: jemzamia
Pairing/character: Jack/Ianto, Rhys
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "You not gay by any chance, are you?". The conversation Jack and Rhys had in the van and how Rhys made Jack realize something.
Notes: Set during and post Meat.
Betaed By : sasha_lilyrat

“Not gay by any chance are you?”
“Sort of,” Jack replied.

He smirked at Rhys’ slightly bemused face that he could see out of the corner of his eye, and smirked to himself. It wasn’t the first time that day that Rhys had worn such a look. Jack knew that discovering Torchwood always led to questions and intrigue regardless of who you were or what you believe in. But with Rhys it was a lot more in depth, a lot more personal, which made sense seeing that his beloved fiancée was working for them, putting her life in danger to protect others. Normally Jack didn’t let people pry so easily into his personal life, mainly because he felt that it didn’t matter, that it would only complicate things such as their mission to protect Earth. But for today he decided that he would drop his secrecy in order to find some common ground with Rhys, hoping to give him piece of mind that his own relationship was under threat and that Jack wasn’t just an emotionless superhero.

“What do you mean ‘sort of’?” Rhys quizzed.
Jack chuckled at Rhys’ naivety and began to talk.
“Oh, I like men and women. They both have their wonderful attributes, physically and mentally. I like some aliens as well but where I come from that’s normal. Actually I think you’ve slightly missed out in life if you haven’t slept with an Ambieux. God they are gorgeous Rhys. Translucent, glittering skin. Soothing, echoic voices. Even their minds are beautiful. They also have sexual stimuli all over their bodies, and I mean all over! One rub against them and I’m…”

Jack noticed Rhys staring at him in awe and bemusement, his eyes off the road. Jack nodded at the road, he then quickly pointed at it when Rhys failed to take the hint. Rhys’ attention was soon diverted back onto the road before any accidents could happen. The motorway was fairly quiet and soon was the van. Jack sighed and carried on talking, but at a point where he hoped Rhys’ head wouldn’t explode. He was surprised that it hadn’t earlier when Myfanway flew over his head as he descended in the invisible lift.
“But at the moment I’d guess that you 21st century people would label me as gay, yes. I’m sort of with Ianto, the one in the suit, a sexy suit I might add.”

Rhys cleared his throat, his eyes firmly attached to the road now. He took a minute to analyse Jack’s sentence and once again in his head and then said:
“What do you mean sort of?”
Jack sighed, slightly caught of guard; he had expected some light banter and possibly comparing their other halves’ habits or something. Some old fashioned male bonding, but not quite in the same context as Jack normally thought. He hadn’t expected Rhys to detect the uncertainty in that sentence. He hadn’t expected Rhys to care. After a few moments silence Jack let out a deep breath and muttered:
“It’s complicated.”
“Actually Jack, no, it’s not,” Rhys began, accent thick and ready to argue, “You’re either with someone or you’re not, plain and simple. Now either you really care about Ianto and always want him to be there with you or you’re just messing him around for a bit of fun. You have quite a habit of messing in people’s lives Jack, whether for kicks or not, I dunno, but still you just can’t keep doing that.”
“I’m not messing him about, Rhys,” Jack stated sternly. He seemed slightly hurt at the idea that people would think that of him and Ianto.
“Then why don’t you have a clue where you stand with each other? Eh? What does he mean to you?” Rhys carried on, becoming slightly more forceful in the dispute.
“Everything, Rhys,” Jack snapped, “and that’s the problem.” Jack shifted in his seat and turned to look out the window, clearly saddened by his slight revelation.

Rhys took a deep breath; to let the slight anger he had inside him seep out, seeing that shouting and yelling would just make Jack feel worse. He knew firsthand what it was like to fear for someone he loved, and finding out about Torchwood only put his worry into hyper drive. The only advantages he had found to finally knowing what Gwen was doing for a living was that the lies could cease, and therefore the doubts along with them. Pondering constantly whether she was actually working or just slipping away into another man’s bed was one scenario that was finally laid to rest in Rhys’ mind; sadly it gave birth to another box full of worry.

He couldn’t bear to imagine the greater scale of that worry Jack had hanging over his head. To fear not only for his loved one’s safety but to be there on the front line with them. Seeing and knowing the dangers all too well, being responsible for orders, actions and repercussions in order to stop them. And having to bear the weight of guilt on his shoulders should anything happen to Ianto. For the first time in his life, Rhys sympathised with Jack.

“Look mate, I’m not picking for a fight or looking for a weak spot. I’m bigger than that. It’s just I know what it’s like to feel like I’m being taken for granted. Now I’m not saying Gwen does, in fact I could give her some slack now, but still I know that feeling and it’s awful, and I’m sure you wouldn’t want Ianto feeling like that.”

Rhys glanced across to see that Jack was looking forward again, a sure sign that he was listening instead of brooding like before, he still was drowning in thoughts filled with waves of doubts and fears. If Rhys could have looked at Jack properly for more than a few seconds he could swear blind that he could see them crashing inside his eyes. They were cast down, focusing on slightly fidgeting hands with their thumbs dancing together. Maybe Jack wasn’t the pretentious monster Rhys thought he was.

“Listen, Jack,” Rhys said, raising his voice slightly to emphasize what he was about to say, “just don’t hold back or you’re gonna hurt him a hell of a lot more than any aliens or whatever’s out there.”

A breath emitted from Jack as he lifted his head, acknowledging what Rhys was saying. Sometimes a fresh pair of eyes, not accustomed to the sights of aliens, really could change how Jack saw things. It was why he recruited Gwen. He smiled and turned to Rhys.
“Thanks, Rhys. You’re a good bloke.”
“Y’not so bad yourself, mate.”
Laughter filled the van.

The day’s events made Rhys’ point hammer home even further. Ianto had been taken hostage along with Rhys. Jack knew he was more than capable to handle such a situation, but still…he couldn’t help but worry. Thankfully it hardly showed on the outside, which actually shocked Jack a little bit because it showed himself how well he could hide these feelings. No wonder some people thought he was heartless or didn’t give a damn about other people.

The argument with Gwen that rocked the Hub made that point even more clear. Now, thinking back, Jack was stunned that he had actually asked Gwen to lie and make Rhys forget after all this time he had begged her to keep her normal life close. With everything in the open between Gwen and Rhys they could actually have a hundred percent truthful relationship, soon to be marriage. Jack knew that if Gwen, or anyone, had asked him to make the same decision with Ianto he would have immediately said no with as much gusto as Gwen had.

Jack looked over from the CCTV monitor to the office doorway, seeing that it had been abandoned by Ianto. The Captain leapt to his feet with a sigh and went in search of the young Welshman, knowing that he couldn’t be far. Jack just caught Owen and Tosh making their hasty exits, clearly unnerved by the argument. Jack opened his mouth to speak when he was silenced by Tosh’s bid goodnight whilst Owen pointed over to the coffee station. Jack nodded and said goodnight. He soon crept over to the other side of the Hub, each step laced with a hint of caution. As he came closer Jack could soon see Ianto crouched down, fiddling with something on the bottom of the coffee machine.

“I hope you’re not too busy,” Jack said. Ianto stood up and then slowly turned around looking even more ruffled and battered by the day that had unfolded.
“Yeah, well. You know me. Never stop, do I?” Ianto said, the forced chirp in his voice failing him.
“Yeah, well sometimes you should stop,” Jack said, taking a step forward toward Ianto, placing his arms on the hesitant man’s shoulders, “like on days where you’ve been taken hostage.”
“Oh Jack, I’m fine. I’m trained for this, I can take care of myself,” Ianto persisted.
“Yeah, I know you can, but still it doesn’t mean that you don’t need looking after from time to time.”
Ianto glared at Jack hard, standing firmly on the spot. He clearly didn’t want to listen to this. The stubborn look in his eye was a clear giveaway.
“I’m fine,” Ianto stated clearly, before moving out of Jack’s arms and pacing through the Hub. Jack immediately followed him, challenging himself to match Ianto’s fast yet steady pace and his immovable demeanor. He called Ianto’s name a few times but the Welshman blatantly ignored him.

Jack sighed as the chase made its way to the other side of the Hub, close to Toshiko’s desk and his office. Stepping up his momentum, Jack took a few powerful strides forward and grabbed Ianto’s wrist, yanking him back towards him. Jack shoved Ianto against the wall by the entrance to his office, knowing that the only way he was going to tell Ianto how he felt was through confrontation.

Ianto looked slightly more annoyed now by Jack’s impertinence. He clearly didn’t want to think nor talk about the risks of working for Torchwood. His gaze was fixed on Jack’s, practically pleading him to drop what he was about to say. But the Captain had the stubbornness of a terrier and carried on.
“Ianto I know you don’t want to listen to this, so I’m going to make this short and sweet. I love you. I know sometimes you might not think so. You don’t know how much I care and worry about you. So I’m letting you know because I couldn’t stand it if you died and you didn’t know how much I love you.”

As soon as Jack finished that sentence he swept in for a tender kiss which was eagerly reciprocated. Hot tongues clashed as need and affection poured through their bodies. Jack’s fingers held onto Ianto’s hips like the ledge of a cliff, afraid of falling off and becoming far away from Ianto. Ianto soon wrapped his hands around Jack’s neck, pulling him in closer; the more he kissed Jack the more he said “I love you too.”

ROFLMAO

2008-04-21T19:46:30Z

Oh Gareth David-Lloyd I love you even more for this!

I want that book!

Torchwood S2 - Exit Wounds & Doctor Who S4 - Partners In Crime

2008-04-05T19:22:44Z

Now I read the spoilers *slaps self* weeks before the episode and instantly went into denial and hoped they were false.

They weren't :(

HOW COULD THEY!!!!!!!! They were perfect deaths for the character. Beautifully written and acted. but still
MY TOSHIKO!
MY OWEN!

OMFGZ THEY MADE ME FEEL ATTACHED TO OWEN THIS SERIES!

They are too fucking, evily good at their jobs. DAMN U RTD AND CHIBALL

Needless to say I have joined sasha_lilyrat's MIGHTY MOB after Chiball for killing our girl.
Toshiko is too fucking amazing at what she does! I mean would you carry on doing techy things whilst bleeding to death in order to try save your college/love interest friend zombie guy?

And when I finally stopped crying THE POP UP GOODBYE VIDEO OF CUTENESS AND DOOM MADE ME BAWL MY EYES OUT MORE! She was so dedicated bless her

My favourite girlie's gone :( MY FAVOURITE HAWT GIRLIE!!!
If RTD thinks he can make my fancy Gwen he can fuck off! I FANCY THE PANTS OF EVE MYLES OF COURSE! But Gwen no. GWEN IS TOO FUCKING ANNOYING

And OWEEEEEEN!
I liked you this series! Despite the zombie shit that slightly bored me
I just wanted to cuddle him to death when he was screaming his head off. Oh stuff it I wanted to clamp onto him permentally and hug him as all the nuclear stuff came through

Grey I HATE YOU! YOU KILL TOSHIKO AND YOU;RE BASICALLY A CRAP CHARACTER! I wasn't feeling your part of the storyline. I didn't care tbh.

At least there's some good things about this ep. CAPTAIN JOHN HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE! CAN I MARRY HIM PLZ!
And I now ship Jack/John like mad ~~aswell as Jack/John/Ianto and Jack/John/Ianto/PC Andy~~
I love the fact he actually said I love you. That just made John an even better character for me. To show he isn't there just to try kill the Torchwood crew from time to time coz he's a pissy ex bf.
AND HE GAVE ME GORE SERVICE! I loved the skin off the arm bit. Don't look at me like that! I ENJOY WATCHING SAW REMEMBER!
LOL he better bump into me on his travels!

IANTO JONES I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Determined lil soldier! And when he had that torch in this mouth I instantly thought "Oh to be that torch". This is when you become a Macro comm mod.
He and Tosh totally OWNED those monks! XD
And Ianto and John ~~love/~~hate relationship amuses me so much! Ianto immeadiately tries to shoot him because he's messing with his bf again LOL It also shows that Ianto isn't a woobie puppy and won't stand for this shit! FO SHO!
And the arguement in the vaults
"IF WE DON'T FIND HIM I'LL KILL YOU!..VERY SLOWLY"
*dead*

PC ANDY AND RHYS WIN! ULTIMATE WIN!
Oh I bow down to thee!
They OWNED that Police Station!
And Andy's snark. CAN I MARRY HIM ASWELL AS JOHN PLZ?
"Where have they gone?"
"Abagaveny?"
ROFL

S3 is gonna be weird without Tosh and Owen. :(

OMFG DOCTOR WHO IS BACK BITCH!
Awww I love Donna investigating
The whole missing each other thing is hilarious
Miss Foster YOU'RE WEIRD!
The Doctor and Donna seeing each other and then meeting up was just classic! I remember doing something like that with Kyrie or someone throught the 2 chemistry doors XD
HAS EVERYONE GOT A SONIC THINGY NOWADAYS?!
I want an Apisode. They are tooooooo cute!
AND THAT'S WHAT U GET FOR BEING A PYSCHO NANNY KIDS! XDDDDDDD
LOL hatbox
Can I cuddle the Doctor for realising he was a wanker to Martha plz?
OMFG!!!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! COME BACK!!!!! DON'T FADE AWAY ALL WEIRD :S
TO ROME!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL SID'S DAD FROM SKINS IS IN IT! Oh god I may cry again if he dies again :(

Skins S2 - Jal

2008-03-31T22:20:38Z

It made me cry again. I cried at Sid's ep and now I'm crying at Jal's.

Through out most of it I was going "YAY MY FAV FEMALE CHARACTER IS FINALLY GETTING SCREENTIME" aswell as going "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING DRAMA GET AN ABORTION GIRL!"
But the latter is prolly because I have no maternal instincts WHATSOEVER.
Besides that it was an amazing episode. The college screwed them over on A-Level study leave. ~~Reminds me of Hall Cross last year~~.
LOL that revision poster was hilarious. DON'T BE LIKE ME! REVISE INNIT!
I actually liked Michelle slightly! Therefore I set the rule MICHELLE MUST ONLY SPEAK IN SPANISH!
Cassie was amazing. She's a little wicked this series and I think it's just perfect for her character.
MAXXIE HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! I squeed my fucking head off! His name's James and they were in last week's Unseen Skins ep here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZasboB81hFo
But now its in the actual show ITS AMAZING! IT WAS THE CUTEST SCENE EVER! Maxxie came in and introduced James and everyone was like "Yeah we know it's James." And then they held hands and the room erupted into wooping and awwwwww XD AND A MIFFED LOOKING SKETCH! HAHHA! In yo face woman!
Then the epic scene of cuteness was carried on my Sid and Cassie with Cassie coming in for some love. Michelle said in Spainish "Isn't love beautiful." YES IT IS CHELLE!

As for the thing that made me cry, it was Chris' secret. FUCKING HEIREDIATORY BLOOD CLOT LIKE THE ONE THAT KILLED HIS BROTHER! Soon as I saw Cassie sat on the table cowering I was worried. Chris is one of my favourite characters ever. He is so different and vibrant unlike other characters on TV, mainly because he isn't a mainstream person (i.e he doesn't watch TV). Chris is the life in Skins and seeing him in that hospital bed barely concious just got to me. And Jal's upset made me cry more.
AND THEN THE ENDED THE FUCKING EP ON THE WAY TO THE OP ROOM! Just leave me as a wreck!

Cassie's ep next week!

Fanvid - Skins - Creepin Up The Backstairs

2008-03-28T21:06:23Z

It's taken me months to make this one! The song is so fast paced! Please watch and comment :)

Band/Song: The Fratellis - Creepin Up The Backstairs
Character/Ship: All characters, Tony/Michelle, Sid/Michelle, Sid/Cassie, Tony/Maxxie, Effy/Spencer, Chris/Angie, Tony/Abigail, Tony/Cassie.
Episodes: All S1
Summary: A look back on the crazy antics of S1

Torchwood S2 - Fragments

2008-03-24T20:01:20Z

5 DOUBLE SIDED POST IT NOTES WORTH! XD

- Ianto gun porn SECONDS IN! YAY
- "Or hatching" Clever thought Ianto *gold star*
- BOMBS! OH SNAP! I love Owen for actually saying SNAP
- KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
- Has there been one scene in Gwen and Rhys' bedroom when it isn't a tip?!

Jack Flashback!
-ROFL 1,392 deaths earlier! WIN
- HULLO DERE 1800's Jack
- God it's the fucking sexy Torchwood ladies! Can I haz the brunette please?
- LOL I love old Jack! He was so naughty and smutty
- SIDEBURNS LOL! Through out this part I wanted to trim them
- "Any takers?" *raises hand frantically*
- Plz plz plz can I haz the brunette? The waist! The coat! The kneeing Jack in the face! XD
- The blonde one straddling Jack's neck was also hawt
- WET JACK FUCK YES!
- I wantz linen! *more water in face* Oh brunette lady you win with your bucket
- Water & Electrocution! Can I please marry these two?
- Brunette lady with gun *guh*
- Jack's seriously you don't want to do that face *GUH*
- The "oh god he's alive agian" eyeroll = WIN
- LOL porny Doctor convos
- "Came to our attention" *squeezes balls" PLZ PLZ PLZ CAN I MARRY HER?
- "Fantasmagoria" Oh ILY Blonde lady with your huge words
- "NO!" LOL Brunette lady wins
- HULLO DERE BLOWFISH
- Gawd she loves that gun. I''m not complaining
- Pretty money notes :)
- "Threats" GUH
- Jack does not approve of this bullshit
- "He's pretty". "You're pretty" TORCHWOOD! BISEXUAL SINCE 1800'S THANKS TO BRUNETTE LADY OF COMPLETE GUH
- HULLO DERE TAROT GIRL FROM DEAD MAN WALKING
- Recruited much?
- 1999 NEW YEAR'S EVE XD
- LOL Millenium bug reference
- Oh noes all Torchwood 1999 are dead :(
- Alex u silly muffin of a leader!
- Oh well promotion for Jack!
- Magic locket? =/
- 21st century is when everything changes origins. Hmm I fancy a look in the magic locket now
- *wants icon of Jack's puppy shock face spattered with blood*

PRESENT TIME!
- LOL Rhys freaking out at Jack coming back to life
- Oh noes! Don't crush Toshiko u stupid pillar!

Toshiko Flashback
- 5 years earlier.
- Awww ponytail cuteness!
- Sneaky!Tosh! I've missed this part of her
- WARDROBE DEPARTMENT GIVE TOSHIKO HER CLEVAGE BACK!
- Awww that security guard is awesome
- Ministry Of Defence. Nice one Tosh!
- TECH TIEM :P
- Hello evil bitch who I want to firmly bitchslap
- KASA!!!!! Oh I love Tosh's mam
- BITCH! STOP KILLING THEIR EAR DRUMS WITH TOSHIKO'S SONIC THINGYMABOB U MADE HER MAKE!
- HULLO DERE UNIT
- Ok UNIT are CUNTS
- Nice prision garb though. Red (y)
- UNIT YOU ARE ABSOLUTE BASTARDS!!!!
- *cuddles Tosh*
- LOL exercise walking
- SAVIOUR JACK SHOT! \0/
- I really want to cuddle these two
- LOL ego Jack
- BUT U HAVE TO RELEASE TOSH FROM PRISION!
- LOL the plans were wrong
- "Oh baby you're good" *glomps Jack* SOMEONE APPRECIATES HER AT LAST!
- YAY RECRUITMENT!

Present Time
- Broken arm! NOOOOOOOO
- I love Gwen and Rhys saving everyone!
- Shut up Rhys stop worrying about Gwen for no reason
- IANTOOOOOOO! MAH BABEH IZ HURT! :'(
- Is it me or can you see his knucle bone?
- *cuddles him*
- JACK'S VOICE!
- *woobie hurt emo face*

Ianto Flashback (FUCK YEAH)
- 21 months ago *totally didn't squee at my favourite number*
- HULLO DERE WEEVIL FIGHTING JACK
- HULLO DERE CERTAIN SEXY WELSHMAN IN TIGHT JEANS AND A STUDDED BELT *glee* WEILDING A HUGE STICK
- Sexy Ianto fighting time!
- LOL I loved how he threw the stick away
- GUH those jeans
- "Jones, Ianto Jones." James Bond much?
- How Jack met Ianto *squee*
- LOL he was touching Jack from the start
- Coy Ianto \0/ So what he was probably trying to get a job to sneak ~~cyberbitch, bucket head~~, Lisa into the basement. Still sexy!
- "Love the coat" *EXPLODES*
- Awww coffee!
- *Jack has coffeegasm*
- BWHAHAHAHA! Ianto shoplifted in his teens! OMGZ I LOVE YOU CHIBALL
- Aww he's so desperate for a job blessum
- Canary Wharf angst :(
- "BUT I REALLY LIKE THAT COAT!" *eyebrow quirk* OMGZ fancing from the start XD
- SUZIE MENTION! *yay*
- HULLO DERE IANTO IN A SUIT
- They really didnt get off to the best of starts did they?
- OMFGZ MYFANWAY'S STORY! \0/ \0/
- I bloody knew she liked Ianto best!
- Banter (love)
- "You smell like that naturally?" "51st century pheromones. You have no idea." OMFGZ JUST DO IT ALREADY!
- LOL Ianto's kung fu stance
- "You'll let the pteryldactyl in but not me?" MARRIED COUPLE ARGUMENTS ALREADY! *GLEE*
- Butler reference! XD
- More banter (love)
- Phallic imagery much?
- Secret weapon = dark chocolate! IANTO ILY
- "Your favourite. Yeah!" *glomps*
- Ianto is too darn cute
- ROFL JACK BEING FLOWN ABOUT BY MYFANWAY XD. OH THATS JUST WIN
- Catch him Ianto!!!
- Orgasm faces when landing on top of each other :PPPPPP
- Rolling around on the floor *flails*
- Ianto's laugh is bloody adorable
- HELLOE DERE SEXY, LUSTFULL, UST IMMINENT, LACK OF PERSONAL SPACE BUT QUITE HAPPY TO STARE INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES WHILST LYING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER MOMENT
- *dies of hawtness from said moment*
- "I should go." =[
- RECRUITED! XD
- Aww noes he's cyong for Lisa coz he fancies the pants of Jack!
- "Like the suit by the way" *flails*

Present Time
- Jack's saving him YAY!
- Dislocated shoulder =[
- *pops back in* EPIC SCREAM! Fucking fantastic! XD Jack looked shocked but impressed by Ianto's pipes LOL
- *reassures bf* Blessum
- Owen's eyes are scary
- BUT NOT AS SCARY AS THAT BLOODY WINDOW!

Owen Flashback
- 4 years earlier
- OWEN! PLANNING A WEDDING! GETTING MARRIED?!?!?! WTF!!! I was totally blown away. Its not like the manwhore we all know and love
- Fiancee has forgotten how to make a cuppa *cuddles her*
- Oh Owen *cuddles*
- Stubborn!Owen! At least one thing has never changed XD
- Shut up doctor! Help poor Katie!
- Owen's Theme! I love this music so much! It blows me away. Torchwood Soundtrack y/y?
- TUMOUR! Oh noes =[
- "I can't remember your name" *heartbreaks*
- OPERATION TIEM!
- ZAP!
- HULLO DERE CAPTAIN JACK!
- OH SNAP!
- HULLO DERE SQUD IN KATIE'S BRAIN
- Chloroform much?
- Oh my god *cuddles Owen to death*
- Cover up much Torchwood?
- Stubborn Owen! YAY
- Grave =[
- HULLO AGAIN CAPTAIN JACK!
- We really need a tally of how many times Owen has punched Jack in the time they have known each other
- EMO TIEM TOGETHER
- HUB TIEM!
- Recruited

Present Time
-SCARY WINDOW OF DOOM THREATINGLY SLIPPING
- GOD THAT WAS CLOSE
- Injured Tosh =[
- THE SUV HAS DISAPPEARED!
- HULLO DERE CAPTAIN JOHN! *squee*
- "Oh no" LOL jealous Ianto much
- GREY!!!
- LOL pissy, angry break up battle of doom between Jack and John immient! XDDDDDDD

I love my show so much! 2 WEEK WAIT TILL THE FINALE! *cries*

Fanvid - To The Last Man - Toshiko/Tommy - Hero/Heroine

2008-03-23T23:23:19Z

Title: Hero/Heroine
Artist: Boys Like Girls
Characters/Pairing: Toshiko/Tommy
Summary: An episode centric vid mainly on Toshiko/Tommy's love and hwo heroic their sacrifice of their love was
Spoilers: To The Last Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkzmvinaUOA

Torchwood S2 - Adrift

2008-03-20T22:39:18Z

You know what this is about

WOW \0/
They were so panty and all over the place LOL
I'm still trying to figure out if Ianto's hand is in Jack's pants :S
Ianto's shocked face was adorable and Jack's made me LOL. This mouth was askew hehe.
Can I lick those chests plz?

Gwen why did you have to go OMGZ! If you shut up you coulda stayed and watched quietly ~~with us~~

Oh well, naked chests, snogging, pants, desecrating Owen's Hothouse HAHA

Overall I loved this ep as a whole, which is quite a surprise seeing its the Saint Gwen episode.
PC ANDY!!!!!!!!!! He rocks this side of the Rift. He should sooooooo join Torchwood ~~and naked hide and go seek.~~ Gwen you're such a cow leaving Andy behind MULTIPLE times! Don't worry Andy I'll hang with you as long as you but my hot chocolate instead of tea Y/Y? I loved his civvies, they were a lil geeky *glomp*

AND GWEN FUCKED THINGS UP!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! SAINT GWEN IS NO LONGER A SAINT! Im bloody sick of her being Mary Sue!

Oh and after seeing the EPIC AWESOME that is the trailer for Fragments I threw plans to wait till next Friday for it right out the window! NOT AFTER THAT JANTO SHOT!

Collectormaina Manchester 4 Post

2008-03-10T20:28:27Z

OH WOW! Twas such a lovely day! Kai Owen is offically the lovelyest man on earth!!! The Lewis brothers are awesome! I wanted to put Anthony Lewis in my pocket and take him home ~~and post him to Shaz~~. Emma Caufield is damn adorable! And Anthony Head is A LEG-END!

First Shanksy & I waited for Tessa tiggerbrasilf for a while in the train station. When she came I instantly glomped her and stole Ianto Bear! We then met with cailenbraern and I cant remember the other's lj :S After an amusing tram ride with swivelling floor we made our way to the Gmex.

Got there and got our talk tix. I loved the Stormtroopers XD They look awesome. Found Kate sasha_lilyrat and felcie4 and glomped them both. And promptly stole Tosh Bear! She's adorable! We lost her sexspecs! thou :(

The Lewis Brothers talk was sweet and funny. I WANT NEVILLE'S SECRET WEAPON!!! XD Anthony agrees that Tosh has the kiss of death blessum.

Then went to get Emma Caufield's autograph. She was playing with a kid on her knee who was in front of us. Twas so cute!!! Me and Kate awww'ed our heads off. Once again I shut up, I BLAME THE BARROWMAN! I got a few words out but I cant remember. She was lovely though. She put a smiley on it and everything! XD

We then went to meet up with everyone else. I glomped Bexy, Julie, Denise and my SEXYWHORE CASPE! XD And we all took the bears to see Kai and he went "WHERE'S THE RHYS BEAR!" LOL we were all shocked that the thought had never occurred to us before. So we decided that at lunch half of us would set out to Build-A-Bear and make one. Meanwhile we lined all the bears up against the wall to take pictures, whilst Kai was shouted "GUTTED!", when Kai ran over and posed with them! XD I ADORE THIS GUY! HE IS SO LOVELY!

After much more squee there was Kai's talk which was just brilliant. He told us some spoilers as well XD RHYS DOESNT DIE!!! YAY! Therefore there can be no Gwack for now! LOL when the subject of Gwack arrised I grrred and Bexy _stolendreams_held my hand for the rest of the talk XD And here is the best spoiler ever:

RHYS AND PC ANDY ARE PUT IN CHARGE OF A BUILDING FULL OF WEEVILS! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THIS IS GONNA BE CLASSIC! Also PC FUCKING ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEE!

During Kai's talk we all lined up the Bears on the front row. Twas funny. We also told him about Shaz's dancy_dreamer PC Andy bear. Sadly Shaz couldnt be with us. WHICH IS PANTS BECAUSE SHE BE MY SIDEKICK IN LIFE AND PORN! XD

After that we breaked for lunch and half the crew went to Build-A-Bear lead by Tessa and Caspe cs_whitewolf. We went to see Anthony Lewis. Plz can I have him kthnxbai! He's adorable and lovely :D We talked to him for a bit and played with the bears and Myfanways.

We then had Anthony Head's talk. Someone said "YOU'RE A LEGEND" and he said "I'M A LEG-END AM I?" I squeed. I SAY LEG-END ALL THE TIME LOL. Tony Head, what a guy. He's just amazing. He kept randomly dancing and trying to be Marliyn Manson, which was playing lodly. I wasn't annoyed. I almost sang along. I LIKE HIM OK!?!

Then we went to see Kai again with RHYS BEAR! He was chuffed to bits blessum! His wee face! LOL I cant wait to go to Bad Wolf and go REMEMBER US?! LOL Rhys bear belongs to eringiles btw.

GAWD I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN, LOVE AND LAUGHTER IN ONE DAY! THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER WAS THAT WE HAD NAOKO AND BURN AND SHAZ AND GEORGIE!!!! WE LOVE U LOADS BITCHES!

My piccys which by nature are crap:

Fic - Janto - Celestials

2008-03-08T00:06:53Z

Title: Celestials
Author: jemzamia
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing/character: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Notes/Warnings: includes slash.
Betaed cs_whitewolf

If there was an even higher point in Cardiff then Ianto didn’t want Jack to know about it.

Torchwood S2 - Something Borrowed Trailer

2008-02-27T23:20:48Z

WHAT THE FLYING FISH FUCK FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY MOTHER MERCY!

ITS CONCLUSIVE GWEN IS A SKANK

NO! JUST NO! I IMMEADIATELY SCREAMED AT IT AND MY PARENTS JUST SHH'D ME AND LOOKED AT ME STRANGE.

JUST...NO

HE BETTER HAVE FUCKING TRIPPED

AND PLEASE LET THAT GWEN'S ARM BEING KNAWWED ON

I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN AND SCAR MY EYES FURTHER IN ORDER TO HUNT FOR SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND RESOLVE MY DISGUST IN THIS EP

I was looking forward to it until now :'(

Skins S2 - Sketch

2008-02-18T23:23:40Z

Sketch was quite disturbing and off her rocker but I do sympathize with her a little because of her Mam.
But still A COMPULSIVE LIAR!
MY THEORY WAS RIGHT! Maxxie and Michelle kissed because it was part of the school play! YAAAAAAAAY! If Maxxie went straight I would cry.
The Tony/Michelle in this episode was heartbreaking but sweet. Poor Tony really isn't Tony anymore. I hope these two get back together. Michelle can be annoying ~~all~~ sometimes but she deserves to be happy with Tony.
Can we slap Abigail for making Tony believe he was her bf please!
Shane Richie was such a creep as Bruce! At least he actually do anythin too bad. Michelle is used to being snogged by slimeballs LOL
Anwar makes me LULZ
"If Rome won;t come to Mohammed, then we'll clap until it does."
CHRIS I ADORE YOU WITH YOUR ELOQUENT BUT SLIGHTLY FUCKED UP LOGIC REMARKS! Seriously Chris is such a good character. You can see who he is but yet there is another level underneath like Jal did last year in Chris' ep.
NEKKID MAXXIE!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D LUSHNESS
LOL OSAMA THE MUSICAL!
Sketch did herself no favours in that Hannibal Lecter costume at the movie party.
SUPERMAN MAXXIE FTW!
LOL Rambo Anwar
Chris as Miss Daisy = WIN
LOL Jal with a skyscraper hat. I bet she loved that
Sketch you are low for making Michelle vomit after she became your only friend after the "allegations" towards Bruce. You've fucked your chances at any trust with these guys. Well Anwar might but thats coz he is thick and he just wants to get laid.
Maxxie looked so pissed on stage at Sketch when she appeared. Can't blame him.
I must say Sketch is a waaaaaay better singer than Michelle
"I felt nothing." Harsh, especially for Maxxie but it needed saying.
Overall a good, scary but emotional ep.

Tbh I'm not impressed by the trailer for Sid's ep. It was very boring and wasn't packed like most of them are. Might be a bit of a let down. I know it's based on Sid's new found loneliness because Cassie has moved away and Tony just isn't Tony anymore but still...looks not that good

Torchwood S2 - Adam & Reset

2008-02-14T00:15:06Z

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE MAY BE A TOSSER BUT HE PROVIDES TEH FUNNEH! Well Ianto does as well but he can't do that and shag Jack at the same time!

Adam:
I EXPECTED MORE JANTONESS! Still what was there was pretty sweet. The trust and honesty *bless*
HOW FUCKING HAWT WAS SERIAL KILLER IANTO!?! I was like FUCK ME NOW!
Tosh.....FUCK ME ASWELL! *dead* I would want her to be that way permently if she wasn't such a cow
Jack ur so emo LOL *huggles*
Geek!Owen is love! Blessum
Gwen U HAD TO BLOODY RUN UR PART IN THE EP BY TRYING TO MAKE JACK LOVE YOU! FFS!
Ianto your bloody adorable "You." *Jack smishy kiss on forehead* I wish they could remember that moment and then have some ONSCREEN love making.
I WANT IANTO'S DIARY BAD! ROFL TAPE MEASURES NEVER LIE! That killed me and Mam

Reset:
LOL Ianto's face when Martha flashes her pass at him
OMGZ ITS MARTHA BITCH!
Gwen and Martha gossip. I actually like this
Owen u nearly killed Ianto! ROFL
Owen & Martha doing doctor stuff to Gorrilaz all groovy like = WIN
The HIV lady was hawt before she exploded into flies
OMGZ! MORE MARTHA AND IANTO PLEASE!!!!!! SHE GETS THE GD STUFF FOR US!
LOL Ianto & Janet
I love the tummy explosion. Yes I know I'm sick
But luckily Tosh is also sick! LOL Corpse driver
Martha your gorgeous darling
TOSH AND OWEN DATE!!!!!! I SQUEED MY PANTS OFF! And then Chav looked strangely at me
I want those lenses. Oh me and Loz could have so much fun with them at parties.
Oooh so if u travel in the TARDIS u become super healthy. YAY
HOW DARE U DART MARTHA!
And now

OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THIS PROVES ALL DISCUSSIONS RIGHT. WE WOULD MISS OWEN DESPITE THE WANKERNESS
HE HAS TO COME BACK! HE NEEDS TO BE KING OF THE FUCKING WEEVILS!

Skins S2 - Maxxie & Tony

2008-02-11T23:46:52Z

ITS BACK BABY OH YEAH! XDD

Maxxie's dancing rawks beyond measure. Gawd I wish I could move like that
POOOR TONY! He needs a group hug!! *hugs*
Maxxie remains my favourite character. Despite the Russia incident he stands by Tony and helps him alot. Thats just sweet AND A WAAAY BETTER MATE THAN SID, MICHELLE, CHRIS AND JAL!
I proper ADORE Maxxie's parents. They are lovely. AND THEY SPEAK FARMER! LOL Me and Chav will be doing that all day 2moz.
Jal I love you. You hit the boys, have killer moves for when the time calls for it and you said Anwar looked like a crack dealer XD
LOL POSH KENNETH RULES! "thanks awfully...RIIIIIIITE ITS KILLAMAN TIEM BLUD!"
That party looks mint! I MUST GO TO A SKINS PARTY BEFORE I DIE
Effy. Wow u look gorgeous. LOL eyerolls. "Tongue?" "Oh yeah :D"
Michelle ur a whore and a shitty person
CASSIE'S DANCING FTW!
LOL the chav attack was so funny. Maxxie just runs away without a mark. And then gets laid by chav Dale :) "Dale you cant treat me like shit and then just...just..Ah fuck it!"
I cant wait to see who Sketch is
TONY WROTE HIS NAME! EVERYONE VICTORY DANCE TIEM!

Oh I've missed u Skins. MORE FARMER TALK YEAH?

Skins S2 Trailer

2008-01-28T18:28:17Z

Ok the new Skins trailer is making my brain expolde and hurt :S

OMGZ! TONY *wibble*
Why has Sid got a huge canvas of Cassie in her bed?
Maxxie on a rooftop. This is the first scene of the series I have read
Chris & Jal! Good old friends
LOL Tony's dad is not being a wanker for once
Michelle in a shower in her clothes AGAIN! Hopefully she's sober this time. *huggles her anyway coz she be crying*
Who's smashing toasters at Effy?
Michelle & Sid! Another good platonic relationship
MAXXIE DANCING! I LOVE THIS KID
God someone cannot text AT ALL
BILL BAILEY! WOOO! HE'S MAXXIE'S DAD! OOFT MAXXIE U LOOK CUTE THERE

AND NOW THE BIT THAT MAKES MY BRAIN HURT! MAXXIE AND MICHELLE! ABOUT TO KISS! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! MAXXIE IS GAY! AND MICHELLE ISNT TO CHUMMY WITH HIM AFTER LAST SERIES COZ HE GOT OFF WITH TONY ON THE RUSSIA TRIP! KABOOOOOOOM GOE SMY BRAIN! OH PLZ DONT WRECK MAXXIE! HE'S MY FAV!

Is Anwar in bed with Sid? Coz that is Sid's mam.
LOL Chris

GOD THIS IS MORE CONFUSING THAN TORCHWOOD!

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-03T22:54:41Z

Went to see JB in panto today with Shanksy, Shaz dancy_dreamer, Bexy _stolendreams_, Ali i_bring_u_fire, Alex gojkilp and Sam lixa_tuner.

BEST DAY EVER!

I HUUGED MY SHAZZIE! XDDDDD YAY! We found each other really quick. It proves once again that fangirls have a seventh (the sixth being sensing porn) sense. Sam was our guide. LOL gawd with out her bwe would have been extremely lost. Espesh with me & Shaz. We be useless.

The panto was fucking amazing! I havent laughed so much in ages! LOL John got rickshaw and some other word that comes up later mixed up and completely burst out laughing. And the policemen r genius!! THEY ARE SO FUNNY! LOL the stool bit! The streaking! The impressions! LOL The dancers were totally gorgeous! When the curtain went up for the second half all the guy dancers had no tops on, all the girls had showgirl outfits on and John was dancing. I was like. I AM IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehe

The 3D was good. LOL I had bats flying at my face! I loved it! They were cute! God the Princess was stunning! At the end I swear I heard someone yell IANTO! I thought it was Shaz coz we had all discussed whether to shout it when possible. Hehe it wasnt thou :(

Then afterwards we all met up n went to the stage door. Shaz was in the middle of a sentence went I was like SHAZ! BEHIND YOU! Gawd John Barrowman is soooo lovely. He really is. Ali grabbed me with her LOL. He signed my programme and I said thank you. I had no clue what to say. Some TOTAL JB fangirls that were infront of me, Shanksy n Sam during the show were there and were like dying of squee. Blessum

Then we raided Starbucks! Took many pictures! Had 3 Mini Jacks, a mina Martha and 3 sonic screwdrivers on the table and had a total Torchwood discussion. I love this. I love being in Starbucks talking about Torchwood. I feel so happy n its so funn! LOL Shaz explained the excuses Jack has for kissing Ianto that the Jack/Gwen fanbrats *spits* have made up. We were all like WTF! Then we just had a lovefest for PC Andy and cs_whitewolf TURN YA BLOODY PHONE ON! LOL

Shaz's phone is evil! I try to read the text porn and it goes beserk coz Ive touched the phone! Arg. Then Sam, Ali n Alex left us coz they either lived near by or had later trains.

In the train station we found a huge panto poster and got some kind lady to take piccys of us all there. Bless. I WANT TO TAKE SHAZ N BEXY HOME GODAMMIT! They be awesome n cute!

I WANT ANOTHER MEET NAOOOOOOO

WE HAZ TO MEET GARETH! I may actually speak a sentance then LOL

OMFGZ IVE MET JOHN BARROWMAN! I LOVE 2008!

Torchwood S2 Trailer

2008-01-02T19:33:37Z

OMFG!
LOL the blowfish thing rocks! It looks so good! And Gwen asking for help from an old lady ROFL
GAWD THAT JACK vs John scene looks so tense!
LOL Cptn JOhn makes me smile n giggle with glee. His lil face! "Do you have a team name? I love team names!" XD Blessum
WHO THE FUCK IS HURTING MAH IANTO!
AND WHO THE FUCK IS MAKING JACK CRY! *whips of list of death ready*
Oooh that dude has a weird stakey arm. I LOVE IT
TOSH IS GETTING SOME! U GO BABEH!
Who is the cute guy in the cells?
ROFL! Rhys finding out is gonna be hilarious!
PC ANDY!!!! FTW! OMGZ I LOVE HIM! WE NEED A COMM FOR HIM NAO! LOL different occasions this series he's said spooky. YAY
Gwen is tres pretty
IANTO U R NOT A MONSTER! UR OUR CUTE WELSH BOY THAT WE LOVE DEARLY
OMGZ! JANTO SNOGGAGE! HAWT STUFF! OH WOW! IANTO'S BEING A BIT DOM! OOOFT! MORE PLZ NAO
LOL u r dashing Jack

AWWWW IS IT 16TH YET?

Oh I Love This Movie

2007-12-28T21:10:26Z

The Krays RAWKS!

I love it!
The kikarse mum and aunties that just totally rip the husbands! XD
Gangsters thanking Mam for the tea n biscuits at their meetings
Checking their shoes for dirt for her halfway thru a meeting ROFL
Ron's obession with snakes ♥
How hilariously stupid Frances is
THE SLASHYNESS OF THE TWINZ!
The actual slash between Ron & Steve :)))
THE GORE! OH THE GORE! ♥
The total glamour

OH I LOVE IT

Plus...BILLIS IS IN IT! HE'S A SWEET SHOP OWNER! ROFLLLLLL

I Iz A Mod So Iz Pimpin

2007-12-26T20:56:23Z

[ JOIN ] [ WATCH ] [ PLAY ]

Doctor Who - Voyage Of The Damned

2007-12-25T21:13:32Z

DOCTOR WHO WAS AWESOME! Kylie died :'( SO SADDDDDDDD! :(

But the thing that got Jemz's shiny attention was THE OMFGZ SHINY NEW WAIII BETTER THAN AMERICA'S TORCHWOOD TRAILER

CAN SOMEONE UPLOAD IT NOW SO I CAN WATCH IT A FUTHER THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!

WHO SHOT MY IANTO! WHO HIT MY IANTO! WHO MADE MY IANTO CRY!

HEAD WILL ROLL I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yeah my family just laughed at my squeeing

MERRY XMAS!